Ask a Sandvich anything

tf2itemideas:

You know what I love?
Heavyboxing.
You know what I hate?
When I’m trying to Heavybox, and there’s that one S.O.B. who won’t stop killing one of you. And THAT’S where this comes in.
Once eaten, you can only use melee weapons,and you can’t get hurt by anything except another Heavy using melee weapons.
The effect lasts infinitely. Once you eat your Boxing Triangle, it starts to recharge, then gives you a normal Sandvich. (It resets to the Boxing Triangle upon death.)
When in use, the player can’t capture points, pick up intelligence, push carts, etc. (Duh)

You know what I love?

Heavyboxing.

You know what I hate?

When I’m trying to Heavybox, and there’s that one S.O.B. who won’t stop killing one of you. And THAT’S where this comes in.

Once eaten, you can only use melee weapons,and you can’t get hurt by anything except another Heavy using melee weapons.

The effect lasts infinitely. Once you eat your Boxing Triangle, it starts to recharge, then gives you a normal Sandvich. (It resets to the Boxing Triangle upon death.)

When in use, the player can’t capture points, pick up intelligence, push carts, etc. (Duh)

pyromau5:

Yeah.

hatonthekat:

Valentines card I made for my boyfriend. Goes with the sandvich keychain.~ <3

spfxk:

Sandvich is perfect fuel for killing puny cowards!

Boy, this here is steak country. You best be turning around and getting your sissy little whole grain outta my face. Or. There. Will. Be. Mayo.

Anonymous

sandvich does not take kindly to threats

Do you like banana's?

Anonymous

i do not eat

OMAHGOD! A SAMMICH! *Nom.*

Anonymous

yes quite nom

My Ma said she was gonna have dinna with the Red Spy and stuff and that mah brothers were supposed to leavfe me food and dat I had ta make a sandwich and.... ah! Can I eat you?!?! Heavy don't gotta know about it!

askbuildersleagueunitedscout

sure vhy not, i’m always here for eating!